Writer. Artist. Lindy hopper. Collector of melancholy quotes and pretty people.

Anonymous asked: CT and Wash stuck in a 7-11 overnight

"It said that it’s open 24 hours!" Wash sank down to the floor, leaning against the chips rack.

"Yes, well, days here are 32 hours," Connie said, looking quizzically at the wall of preserved baked snacks.

"It was an honest mistake. They should check for customers before they lock up. That’s just good business sense."

"Yeah, you’ll tell the seventeen year old when he lets us out in the morning, as long as he pauses his music long enough to hear you lecture him about business integrity. Here." She threw him something called a Honey Bun that was practically solid with melted sugar.

"We haven’t paid for this," he said, catching it and reading the wrapper despite his own better judgement. "Maybe we could call someone, a manager…"

Connie rolled her eyes, turning to lean down and come face to face with Wash. “Or you can embrace your mistake and realize we’re here for the next six hours, and pay for the food later.” She patted Wash’s left shoulder heavily. “Chin up, Wash. We’ve got all this high quality food to keep us from starving.”

Wash looked pleadingly at the metal gate. “Maybe we could pick the lock?”

Connie laughed. “We?”

"Alright, maybe you could pick the lock.”

Connie smirked at him, reaching past his ear for a bag of cheddar chips. “Yeah, but where’s the fun in that?”

It’s CT appreciation week!

So send me CT-centric prompts! :D

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

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octoswan:

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

(save the images to zoom in on the pics)

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Anonymous asked: you're not in charge of every appreciation week but you'll go around telling the va's about your appreciation weeks and no one elses like you're the one in charge and in control of the whole thing? cute. almost as cute as when you said you're only helping to organize it after your friends said you should after you suggested doing it. you're pathetic

the-meta:

reeberry is organizing 479er week.

So nope not me. I just put it down on the calendar. As requested.

Thats all this is. Im not involved in any organization: Im just writing down as people asked me to.

Wow, way to say classy, tumblr anon.

Here’s a newsflash for you: Twitter is a totally public platform that anyone can use to get in touch with the VAs at any time. Especially about appreciation weeks that the organizer (hey, that’s me!) has been enthusiastically talking Niri’s ear off about for the past week.

So basically, fuck off. If you are passionate about a different character appreciation week, then show it positively and proactively rather than passive-aggressively in the inboxes of people who are nice and positive influences in this fandom.

bethkerner:

#2SPOOPY

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lamarghe73:

Ashol Pan.

13 year old Ashol Pan is one of the estimated last 250 Mongolian eagle hunters left in the world. And one of the very few women that are granted the privilege to be trained in this ancient, traditional hunting method. Golden eagles are used mainly to hunt foxes during the winter months.

Some images courtesy of Caters News Agency.

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Hugs?

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These are forms of male aggression that only women see. But even when men are afforded a front seat to harassment, they don’t always have the correct vantage point for recognizing the subtlety of its operation. Four years before the murders, I was sitting in a bar in Washington, D.C. with a male friend. Another young woman was alone at the bar when an older man scooted next to her. He was aggressive, wasted, and sitting too close, but she smiled curtly at his ramblings and laughed softly at his jokes as she patiently downed her drink. ‘Why is she humoring him?’ my friend asked me. ‘You would never do that.’ I was too embarrassed to say: ‘Because he looks scary’ and ‘I do it all the time.’

Women who have experienced this can recognize that placating these men is a rational choice, a form of self-defense to protect against setting off an aggressor. But to male bystanders, it often looks like a warm welcome, and that helps to shift blame in the public eye from the harasser and onto his target, who’s failed to respond with the type of masculine bravado that men more easily recognize.

Why it’s so hard for men to see misogyny (via ethiopienne)

BOOOM.  Read this if you are a dude, please.

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Yesssssss.

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Its hard for men to understand why women dont get loud & angry because they havent spent their entire lives being reprimanded whenever they take up too much space. (via pluralfloral)

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nataliatasha:

  • fun fact: Natasha hacks into any official document that says “captain america” and puts in “grandpa frisbee” instead
  • On more than one occasion, Steve has woken up in the morning to find himself behind the glass in an exhibit of the smithsonian Museum of Natural History, and looked over to see Nat laughing on the other side.
  • Nat makes a very official-looking sign for Steve’s fridge that says, “ICE MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO SUPERSOLDIERS”
  • Nat buys Steve LifeAlert
  • Whenever Steve says something about patriotism, America, or freedom, Nat plays the national anthem on her phone 
  • Nat has a huge poster of george washington on a dinosaur printed out and puts it on the ceiling above Steve’s bed
  • when Steve is trying really hard to concentrate on something, Nat comes behind him and pops bubble gum right next to his ear
  • Nat gets steve a shirt that says “specimen”  on it
  • Natasha uses Steve to open jars 
  • Sometimes Natasha asks Steve if he wants to go to the gym with her partially because she likes seeing the looks on the other buff guys working out there who Steve makes look bad
  • When the avengers go hang out at the beach, Steve nods to Nat in her bikini and says, “hey. you look terrible,” with a grin, and Nat smiles back.

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haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

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