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RvB: Roostertumblr PSA
Carolina: Hi. I’m Agent Carolina from the popular webseries, Red vs Blue.
Wash: And I’m Agent Washington.
Carolina: We here at Red vs Blue have noticed a trend on the blog site tumblr.
Wash: A trend characterized by apparently common phrases we didn’t know existed. Phrases such as [chart] “All the feelings”, “dying right now”, and “I used to have a heart, then I joined roostertumblr”.
Carolina: These seem to have been brought on by various pieces of fiction about the characters of Red vs Blue.
Grif: [off camera] Fanfiction.
Grif: [off camera] It’s fanfiction, and it’s stupid.
Simmons: [off camera] Yeah, and also, no one in this canyon has ever written any. Ever.
Grif: [off camera] …What?
Wash: God dammit! I can’t have ONE thing to myself.
Grif: [off camera] You asked me to film it, did you also expect me to do it quietly? Anyway, the reason fanfiction is stupid is that it takes so much time. You can spend that time doing things like not working, eating, sleeping, not working…
Simmons: [off camera] Maybe Donut wrote some, but no one else here has ever written any. Ever.